Baldiness

The Picard Imperative

by Bald Man on September 30th, 2006

Make it so:

Any man who finds himself approaching baldness must immediately shave his head to a length no greater than that of Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s, AKA Patrick Stewart of TV’s Star Trek, the Next Generation. Thereby, said gentlemen may maintain a modicum of dignity whilst losing their tresses. No elaborate combovers, no toupees, no hairplugs, however advanced in their technology. And be further advised that not every man looks good with a completely shaven head. For this reason, I decree The Picard Imperative and not The Brynner Imperative.

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