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Baldiness

September 30th, 2006

The Picard Imperative

Make it so:
Any man who finds himself approaching baldness must immediately shave his head to a length no greater than that of Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s, AKA Patrick Stewart of TV’s Star Trek, the Next Generation. Thereby, said gentlemen may maintain a modicum of dignity whilst losing their tresses. No elaborate combovers, no toupees, no hairplugs, […]

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