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Baldiness

September 25th, 2007

Bald Quote

There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer’s day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but - whack - his palm come on his own head instead; […]

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September 17th, 2007

Masking Baldness Leads Man To Prison

Mark Houusendove, a 42 year old man from Long Island has been accused of stealing five bottles of hair loss treatment from a pharmacy.  Total dollar value of theft is $50.
What makes this story just even more odd, is that Mr. Houusendove had just finished dropping off some friends who were visiting an inmate in […]

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August 22nd, 2007

Off the Top of My Head - An Introduction

My name is Laura Bzowy, and I am the “new” writer of Baldiness. Since this is my first post, I thought I should tell you a little bit about myself. I have blogged for the Science and Health Channel of b5media for a little over a year now. My other b5 blog […]

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June 13th, 2007

Farewell, Mr. Wizard

Don Herbert, better known to most as Mr. Wizard passed away yesterday at the age of 89.
Mr. Wizard was one of those guys who bridged the generation gap in geekdom. I was a big Nickelodeon fan as a kid, and “Mr. Wizard’s World” was one of my favorites… that and “You Can’t Do That on […]

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May 28th, 2007

ASCII Bald Man

Nothing like a holiday weekend to justify a little silliness… not that I need help justifying silliness.
h/t - Eye on DNA via Neatorama

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February 1st, 2007

Bald Man Sighting

A quick alert related to baldness by the fact that I’m Bald Man… oh, and Brian Urlacher.
Aaron Brazell, b5media’s resident Tech Ninja, does a regular sports podcast over at Suicide Fan. In this week’s show he’s managed to find room for yours truly to talk soccer. I pipe in with some stuff about David Beckham […]

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September 7th, 2006

10 Things A Bald Man Doesn’t Worry About

A bad haircut… or color… or perm… or any of that nonsense
Hat head or bed head
Buying “No-tears” shampoo… or any shampoo
Catching my death of cold because I went outside with wet hair
Driving with the top down
No one noticing that I got a haircut
Sunglasses & chewing gum getting stuck in my hair
Finding a swim cap
Drunk friends […]

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July 27th, 2006

Bald Man Interviewed at Genetics and Health

For those of you interested in reading a little more of how my bald head works, the irrepressible Hsien-Hsien Lei has posted an interview with yours truly at Genetics and Health. Proceed at your own risk.

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July 21st, 2006

Paul Giamatti Stars in Lady in the Water

Fellow Bald Man, Paul Giamatti, is opening the new M. Night Shyamalan film, Lady in the Water, tonight. Shyamalan has called the story “a fairy tale for adults,” and Giamatti, whose been on your screen regularly for a decade, is in nearly every scene as apartment building superintendent, Cleveland Heep.
I can look back and […]

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June 30th, 2006

Bald Man Chocolate

I see a trip to New York City in my future.
the bald man cometh. but this time he’s bringing chocolate. (and lots of it.) max brenner, the israeli chocolatier (a.k.a. the bald man) is already a hit in australia, and is set to make a stateside debut in union square any momento. from pastries to […]

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