Baldiness

Peanut Milk Cures Baldness…

by Bald Man on May 22nd, 2006

… while reducing poverty, raising your IQ, and eliminating wrinkles. At least that’s what it sounds like if you go by testimonials.

The walls of [Jack] Chang’s eatery carry testimonials affirming the reputed powers of peanut milk. Although there’s no hard proof of any health benefits, the beverage has spawned a cult of peanut milk fanatics.

The drink, which does not contain milk, is made from peanuts, grains, herbs and spices. Fans say it strengthens patients with AIDS and cancer, reverses baldness, heals wounds faster, prevents colds, reduces symptoms of menopause and soothes psoriasis. It’s also said to be a hangover cure. Some drink it at bedtime to help them sleep; others choose it as an alternative to caffeine.

Chang, 58, suggests another benefit: “More sexual stamina!”

There you go: The latest craze.

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