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How to Pick up Women When You are Bald - by David Letterman

by Laura on April 27th, 2008

Back in 2003, the Top 10 Bald Guys Pick up lines made its appearance on David Letterman’s top 10 list.  It is still relevant today.  Well maybe that whole Dick Cheney thing wouldn’t work these days.  But everything else is still cool.  Not like bald men need some kind of extra advantage.  There are loads of women who think bald men are hot.  Wanna know why?   It’s a combination of sensitivity and confidence.  All the bald men that I know, have both in abundance.  But if you want to try Dave’s pick up lines -they might work too.

10. You’re beautiful, and that’s not just the Rogaine talking.

9. I will shower you with gifts with the money I save not buying shampoo.

8. Would you like to run your fingers through my head?

7. Your eyes are sparkling — or maybe that’s just the glare off my head.

6. Yeah, that’s right, I’m TV’s Paul Shaffer.

5. I don’t have any paper, but you can write your phone number on my forehead.

4. Close your eyes and pretend I’m Dick Cheney.

3. Wanna go back to my place and see my hairpiece?

2. There are two things missing from my life: healthy hair follicle growth and you.

1. Wanna buff me?

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