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Fred Thompson: Official Baldiness.com Unannounced Presidential Candidate

by Bald Man on June 17th, 2007

Get set, everyone! The 2008 US Presidential Election is only… well… 17 or so months away. Start planning those Super Tuesday parties now.

Here at Baldiness, we don’t have much to say about politics, but we are going to follow a couple candidates. Politicians - particularly Presidential candidates - tend to be aging, while males… not coincidentally, in my opinion, the same demographic most likely to experience androgenic alopecia! My mandate demands I track the hopefuls!

While I get up to speed on everyone - there are still like a dozen or so on from each of the two major parties alone - I’m going to make an early declaration.

Fred Thompson is the Official Baldiness.com Unannounced Presidential Candidate from the Republican Party. Having asked for a release from his commitment at Law & Order… having launched his website and formed his exploratory committee… having risen to second in the early Republican polls DESPITE NOT YET HAVING ANNOUNCED HIS CANDIDICY! I feel strongly that this is the time to unofficially back the man as an unannounced presidential candidate.

This means we will be tracking his every move occasionally, and reporting back periodically on those occasional reports. (i.e. I’m adding “fred thompson” to my Google Reader… NOW!)

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