February 8th, 2007
Let’s cut to the chase, ladies. In no particular order here’s why you want a Bald Man.
1. Attention. Men with highly maintained hair have to spend their time and money maintaining that ‘do. That’s time and money a Bald Man would be spending on you.
2. Evolution. Bald Men are the future; the hairy are a […]
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January 11th, 2007
So, It’s time for another b5 Science & Health Channel Topic du Jour, and our theme this month is the Best of 2006. So, let me comb (get it? comb? get it? I don’t think he gets it, Marty.) through my archives, to see if there’s anything I said worth reminding ourselves of…
hmmm… There must […]
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November 2nd, 2006
Is it just me or did October fly by? Autumn is quickly slipping through my fingers, and it’s nearly time to dig out the skull cap.
It’s also time for another Science & Health Channel Topic du Jour! November is for sharing noogies with my fellow Bald netizens. I could be wrong, but I think I’m […]
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October 5th, 2006
Would that which we call Baldiness by any other name smell as sweet?
This guy, Will, I knew back in the day said something like that once, and if you’ve been following along here for a while, you’ll probably agree that it’s a suitable way to begin a post here.
“Beginnings,” you say?
6 March, 2006: Welcome to […]
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September 7th, 2006
A bad haircut… or color… or perm… or any of that nonsense
Hat head or bed head
Buying “No-tears” shampoo… or any shampoo
Catching my death of cold because I went outside with wet hair
Driving with the top down
No one noticing that I got a haircut
Sunglasses & chewing gum getting stuck in my hair
Finding a swim cap
Drunk friends […]
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July 6th, 2006
Kristina at Autism Vox has started the round up. Lots of good stuff, but I want to single out her post, The [autistic] Child is father of the [autistic] Man.
Tags: autism, b5media, childrenShare This
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July 6th, 2006
I came across this story about the Indian hair trade, and today seems like a good day to go into it.
I like to have my fun here at Baldiness.com. I joke about lasers and the other crap foisted on people to help them regrow hair. I’ve developed a certain infatuation for Ms. Gail Porter, who […]
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July 5th, 2006
July is upon us, and that means it’s time for another b5media Science & Health Channel Topic du Jour. This month, the Channel will be tackling Children…
Wait! That doesn’t sound too good.
We’ll be writing about children. Tomorrow’s the day, and Kristina over at Autism Vox will be hosting the round up.
Tags: alopecia, b5media, bald, baldness, […]
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June 8th, 2006
OK, complete the following equation:
[BALD HEAD] + [SUMMER SUN] = ???
Go!
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Time’s up. Pencil’s down. If you answered any of the following:
a. pain
b. peeling
c. blisters (Here’s looking at you, Aaron!)
d. skin cancer
score one point and move to the next round.
Let’s face it: Bald people have to do a lot of accepting. First, we’ve got to accept […]
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June 7th, 2006
It’s time for another b5media Science & Health Channel Topic du Jour! (I still need to streamlining that name.) It’s our own mini-Carnival: A topic and day are chosen, and each blog in the Channel posts about the topic on the day, preferably in a manner that connects the Topic du Jour with the regular […]
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