January 1st, 2008
Intolerance is the Do Not Touch sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness. ~ Eric Hoffer
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November 28th, 2007
Babies haven’t any hair; Old men’s heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave ~ Samuel Hoffenstein
**picture source- cosmos magazine
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October 25th, 2007
Philanthropist. A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.
~ Ambrose Bierce
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September 25th, 2007
There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer’s day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but - whack - his palm come on his own head instead; […]
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August 26th, 2007
It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness ~ Marcus T. Cicero
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August 23rd, 2007
There’s one thing about baldness, it’s neat.~ Don Herold
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March 29th, 2007
“Hey, believe me. Baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they’re gonna relate to?”
~George Costanza
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March 13th, 2007
“RESPECTABILITY, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.”
~Ambrose Bierce
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March 3rd, 2007
“He’s the kind of guy that when he dies, he’s going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.”
~Marlon Brando
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February 13th, 2007
“Women’s liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she’s attractive to the opposite sex.”
~Earl Wilson
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