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Archive for the ‘Bald Humor’ Category

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November 22nd, 2006

Bar Code Hair

I’d never heard of the “bar code.” What do you think?

Thanks, Dr. Bernstein.
Tags: alopecia, bald, baldness, bar-code, comb-over, hair-loss, hair-styles

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September 30th, 2006

The Picard Imperative

Make it so:
Any man who finds himself approaching baldness must immediately shave his head to a length no greater than that of Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s, AKA Patrick Stewart of TV’s Star Trek, the Next Generation. Thereby, said gentlemen may maintain a modicum of dignity whilst losing their tresses. No elaborate combovers, no toupees, no hairplugs, […]

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September 29th, 2006

Baby Toupees

OK, I can’t decide if these are cute or creepy. Wait, yes I can. They creep me out.
Tags: alopecia, babies, baby-toupees, bald, baldness, hair-loss, toupees

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September 9th, 2006

Bald Man Couture

In case you were wondering what to get me for Christmas. I call the color “Ensight green.” :D
(Sorry, little b5media inside joke there.)
Tags: alopecia, bald, baldness, clothing, ensight.org, hair-loss, jeremy-wright, t-shirts

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